The FCC Song - Eric Idle

Awesome lines...
So fuck you, dickhead Mr. Cheney, too -
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
Your pacemaker must be a fake - you haven't got a heart

And as for Condoleezza, she's an intellectual tart

You know what? The whole damn thing is hilarious. I'm pasting the lyrics for the entire song. If you all know what's good for you you'll go listen to the full song here, or click on the title of the post.

Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck-hunting with a judge:

Fuck you very much, the FCC,
Fuck you very much for fining me.
Five thousand bucks a "fuck"
So I'm really out of luck -
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.

So fuck you very much, the FCC,
For proving that free speech just isn't free.
Clear Channel's a dear channel,
So Howard Stern must go.
Attorney Gen'ral Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh.
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you very much, dear Mr. Bush,
For heroically sitting on your tush.
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail -
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail.
She's an uppity rich bitch - and at least she isn't male.
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you, dickhead Mr. Cheney, too -
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
Your pacemaker must be a fake - you haven't got a heart.
As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart.
And as for Condoleezza, she's an intellectual tart.
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you very much, the EPA,
For giving all Alaska's oil away.
It really is a bummer
When I can't fill my hummer.
The ozone's a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say,
"Ze Nuclear Winter Games are going to take place in LA."
So fuck you all so very much.

So what - the planet fails?
Let's save the great white males!
And fuck you all so very much.

God bless Monty Python...supposedly if this thing was to air it would cost a quarter million dollars. According to Eric Idle. He'd also probably be held under the PATRIOT ACT...or at the least be ridden out of town on a rail.

Bless Free Speech!