An Amusing Exchange from January

Scene: At Coach's before the Jon Stewart Show
Cast: Me, Leila, Ehren, Lindsay & Husband, Lauren & Husband

Ehren: Oh man, you've never seen this girl [me] eat ice cream.
Me: Ehren, shut up.
Lindsay: I've eaten ice cream around you before...
Me: Not an ice cream cone. Ehren, stop talking...
Ehren: She eats ice cream like...well she eats ice cream the way most girls give blow jobs.
Me: Ehren, shut up! I work with these people!
Ehren: You said they were your friends.
Lindsay: At this point, I bet she's hoping we are...

Mental note - keep Ehren away from alcohol AND my co-workers...